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30th April 2009

4:40pm: We just sold our house!

Everything is coming up Milhouse!

19th March 2009

12:51pm: I'm moving to Detroit!

18th March 2009

5:07pm: Match Day is tomorrow. *vomit*

Watch online: http://www2.creighton.edu/doit/webcasting/

If you are around campus, you can watch in person at the Harper Center Ballroom.

Starts at about 10:45.

3rd February 2009

7:54pm: I'm going to Minneapolis this weekend for a law school competition. Is there anything I should do while I am there?

20th January 2009

1:45pm: I have officially started my last semester of school, ever. Unless I go for an LLM, but that doesn't seem very likely at this point.


Less than 2 months until Match Day.

Possible Locations:
Washington DC
Seattle
Kansas City
Omaha
Chicago
Detroit
Grand Rapids
Sacramento
Gainesville
Tampa
Phoenix

These next few months should be pretty exciting/scary.

25th November 2008

8:20am: So it turns out that I didn't need any of you guys for pub quiz; I am now 4-time pub quiz champion.

24th November 2008

2:15pm: Pub Quiz
My team needs one more person for Pub Quiz at The Slowdown tonight. Our usual subs are unavailable. Interested?

Starts at 9ish, ends at 11ish.

22nd November 2008

11:22am: I was just listening to David Bowie's "Space Oddity" while looking at my gmail account with the Planets theme. /nerd

21st November 2008

7:05am: I just registered for my last semester of classes, EVER.

Advanced Commercial Transactions (Contract drafting)
Business Planning (Helping people determine what the best business structure would be for them)
Estate Planning (How to cheat the government at your death)
First Amendment (We get to listen to 2 Live Crew, seriously)
Street Law (I will have a high school class that I will teach the law to)
Witness Examination Skills (How to deal with people on cross)

17th November 2008

2:40pm: So I guess they aren't going to total my car. Instead, they will drop the $5,100 it will cost to fix it. Bummer.

16th November 2008

5:36pm:  Because my car may be totaled, I was looking at cars in the paper yesterday. I had no idea you could get a car for $0 down, 0% APR for 84 months.

Holy shit. 

5th November 2008

7:34am: Prop 8 Appears Headed to Victory
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10901475?source=most_emailed

What the hell is wrong with California?

Yay democracy. /sarcasm

3rd November 2008

7:03am: QOTD
As of right now, what is your favorite book?


What about when you were 15?


Me:

Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

&

Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut

2nd November 2008

8:28am: I'm going to the Diego Rivera exhibit at the Joslyn this afternoon.

1st November 2008

3:19pm: Earth from above:

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/earth_from_above_comes_to_nyc.html


8:52am: Conversation of the Night
Him: I was at the Vampire Ball last night and...

Me (rudely interrupting): Did that Blade dick show up and ruin it?

Him: Uh... I'm kinda new to Omaha, so I don't think I know who you're talking about.

Me: He looks a lot like Wesley Snipes.

Him: ...?

Me: He likes to stab people in the heart with a stake...

Him: Yeah, I've only been in Omaha for, like, a month, so I don't know who that is.

10th October 2008

7:43am: I would totally go on the Zombie Walk, but I have to attend a werewolf Bar Mitzvah that day.

9th October 2008

9:47am: As some of you may know, my wife is in her last year of med school and is currently getting invited to various cities to interview for a residency position. Here is a list of possible cities I could be living in a from now. Tell me what you know about these places.

Kansas City
Saint Louis
Phoenix
Austin
Indianapolis
Chicago
Albany
Seattle
Houston


Spill it.

2nd October 2008

8:05pm: Corey!
You made the OWH.

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=1219&u_sid=10447916

Click on "Ribcage tattoos from parlors in the metro area".

28th August 2008

7:16am: Survey about your significant other
1. They are watching TV. What are they watching?
Food Channel

22nd August 2008

8:53pm: Kelly and I just realized that today is our ten year anniversary. That blows my mind. 

13th August 2008

7:07am:
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